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548. A muggleborn made the mistake of bringing in Monopoly and teaching people how to play it. The game resulted in a traumatized giant squid, an utterly destroyed Herbology classroom, what the house elves call “The Great Boomy Poof and Roar”, and a blood feud between the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff sixth years. The winner was Moaning Myrtle.

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542. Muggleborns are horrified to learn that there are no digital downloads of their favorite wizard pop songs and begin to make digital recordings. The Ministry of Magic is tearing their hair out as these recordings make their way online, and muggles start discussing the meaning of “Do the Hippogriff”. 

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Steve immediately regretted introducing Sam and Clint when they decided they were only going to communicate with bird puns. Natasha tried to warn him, there was a reason she hadn’t called him when they took down HYDRA. It was Clint, it could only end in puns. Terrible puns.
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Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying
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When you fuck something up first thing in the morning


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"I accept your offer to rule this kingdom, peasants of Scotland!"CLOSE UP
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